Grapes

Everyone has someone
But a someone I have not
Share my life with any other than Lappy?
I am not the sort

To leave my wife for a human
What would be the point?
Lappy and I?
At the bit we are joint

The love that we share,
No human love can compare
So me chasing human girls?
Why? I have Lappy! No reason to care.

Humans, allegedly, have a longer operational life,
But they bring you heartache,
And they bring you strife

Lappy and me, as happy as can be
The image of a functional and operational family
Lappy and me, as all can see
Are the perfect example of heaven's intended unity.